churchgirlclaire

its really funny, just read it!

Sun, 23 Oct 2005 18:52:18 GMT

Casanova In Hell: i will NEVER drink again
Casanova In Hell: oh
churchgirlclaire: hahaha why!
Casanova In Hell: IT WAS
Casanova In Hell: SO
Casanova In Hell: FUCKING HORRIBLE
Casanova In Hell: omfg claire i wanted to die and i still do
Casanova In Hell: im SOOOO sick right now
Casanova In Hell: i drank a fifth last night
Casanova In Hell: TRASHED off my ass
Casanova In Hell: staggered home at 3 am
Casanova In Hell: like, chilled next to the toilet for a few minutes trying to barf, but i didnt
Casanova In Hell: so i went in my room
Casanova In Hell: crawled into bed
Casanova In Hell: lol and i started crying
Casanova In Hell: because i felt so sick
churchgirlclaire: hahaha! WHY DID YOU CRY!
churchgirlclaire: oh no!
churchgirlclaire: hahaha
Casanova In Hell: then BANG
Casanova In Hell: i just like
churchgirlclaire: dont tell anyone else that, it could ruin your rep!
Casanova In Hell: projectile barfed, it was so insane, it went all over me, in my eyes and stuff
Casanova In Hell: nah im gay
Casanova In Hell: fags cry all the time
Casanova In Hell: it's like drugs to us
churchgirlclaire: hahahaha i love it
Casanova In Hell: but anyway, like yeah i just barfed like insanity
Casanova In Hell: and i dont remember anything after that
Casanova In Hell: so i woke up this morning
Casanova In Hell: just like
Casanova In Hell: covered and surrounded by puke
Casanova In Hell: and im like "OMG"
Casanova In Hell: i freaked out (im terrified of barf)
Casanova In Hell: there was no hiding it
Casanova In Hell: i like walked out into the front room in just my boxers, COVERED in disgust
Casanova In Hell: and my parents were like "good morning"
churchgirlclaire: oh my gof
churchgirlclaire: god
churchgirlclaire: l;sdifjlsgkj
Casanova In Hell: and i had all my bedding with me covered in grossness
Casanova In Hell: and i was liek "I DRANK TOO MUCH OKAY< ARE YOU HAPPY?!"
churchgirlclaire: hahahaha
Casanova In Hell: so my mom has been nursing me to health all day
Casanova In Hell: but she keeps talking about alcohol
churchgirlclaire: thats such a good story
churchgirlclaire: hahaha
churchgirlclaire: i put you in my profile
Casanova In Hell: she was like "VODKA VODKA VODKA OMG VODKA, ITS SO GROSS AHHH VODKA"
Casanova In Hell: and im like "MOM SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ILL BARF ON YOUR COUCHES"
Casanova In Hell: then i threatened to puke on the dog
churchgirlclaire: brian, you have to make that one of your english papers
churchgirlclaire: that story
churchgirlclaire: you have too
Casanova In Hell: LOL
Casanova In Hell: dettmer would be like "DURRR DRINKING IS BAD"
Casanova In Hell: omfg my friend wrote an entire paper about me in dettmer's other class
Casanova In Hell: about how i used to be a huge loser
Casanova In Hell: and miss dettmer wrote on the paper, "slam"
Casanova In Hell: lol
churchgirlclaire: hahahaha

Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:29:58 GMT

are boyfriends over rated? nobody has one, but everyone wants one! WHATS WRONG WITH BEING SINGLE AND BEING A SLUT!?!?!?!?!?

Fri, 23 Sep 2005 03:00:29 GMT

i need new friends. all of you are begining to suck.

Thu, 15 Sep 2005 19:42:35 GMT

why does college suck so much? mondays and wednesdays i have about 2 hours inbetween classes that i need to fill. someone hang out with me! haha.

Wed, 14 Sep 2005 01:03:00 GMT

guess who honestly doesnt care anymore!?!?!

Tue, 19 Jul 2005 23:19:39 GMT

STOLE THIS FROM THE FAMOUS LAUREN.......

Look each of the following up on Google Image Search:

1. The age you will be on your next birthday.
2. The place you live.
3. Your favorite color.
4. The place you want to get married.
5. Your first love.
6. Your favorite fruit or vegetable.
7. Your favorite animal.
8. The last name of your favorite actor or actress.
9. The name of a pet.
10. Your favorite song.
11. A bad habit of yours.
12. Your middle name.

19 years old

Shelby Twp. MI

YELLOW!

Ireland

MOMMMMMMYYYY

PEACH

dobermans

depp

soho

too many to choose from.

cracking my knuckles

christine....the strawberry girl....this was honestly the first thing that i saw

Tue, 12 Jul 2005 22:35:08 GMT

-there is this little boy riding his bike down my street with no clothes on.

-i think my 14 year old brother is having sex too.

-again, my grad party is this saturday from 2 until whenever. everyones invited. if you need directions call me. 5578707.

- yesterday i almost killed myself and my friend lindzy by going the wrong way down a one way street that lead onto the freeway. it was a liberating experience.

-SUMMER IS ALMOST OVER! WHAT THE FUCK! i start classes august 25th. im going full time too, and i have to work. GAY.

-CEDAR POINT.

Wed, 06 Jul 2005 02:55:49 GMT

so far this summer has kinda sucked big time. i dont have a job, which means i dont have money, which means i really cant do or go anywhere. HOWEVER, i went to rifel river this weekend to camp and had a good time. i never realized how much i like to camp. campin claire. i also never realized what a WASTE of money road side stand fire works are or how good it feels to shower after 4 days of sleeping in the dirt.

call me with shit to do. cheap shit.

Wed, 15 Jun 2005 20:08:04 GMT

who talks on live journal anymore anyways?

p.s. im out of school now so i have lots of free time and no money.

p.s.s. my grad party, for any faggots who actually want to come, is on July 16th. its from 2-wheneva. all im going to say is MOON WALK.

Thu, 07 Apr 2005 01:21:47 GMT

PUSSY POWER!

Mon, 14 Mar 2005 19:46:49 GMT

yeah so this weekend i went to dejavue in port huron with some friends and saw possibly the most disgusting strippers ever! either they were fat and had cottage cheese asses, or they had small boobs. however, despite the nasty looking sluts i had a good time. scott and chuck bought me a lap dance from some girl with stretch marks on her stomach and really really small boobs. she kept grabbing mu boobs and telling me how firm they were haha. (i didnt know they were aloud to grab you!?!?!)but it was fun. we saw a lot of people there we knew and some cracked out black lady w\ a pick in her hair came into the club and started shakin her big ass and people were throwing dollar bills at her until the lords of acid song "show me your pussy" came on and she started undoing her pants and her nasty afro bush came popping out. that was interseting.

then i hung out with brian A. and we drove all over the middle portion of michigan looking for something to do. we ended up at brents apt. which was an hour of my life i want back, then we went to dugs grandma's house which was lame, then we went to kristi's and that was alright.

one week until i never come back!!!!!!!

claire.

Mon, 07 Mar 2005 04:26:17 GMT

who goes to college anyways?

Mon, 21 Feb 2005 18:17:07 GMT

ITS MY 18th BIRTHDAY BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 18 Feb 2005 03:18:29 GMT

my bday is in 4 days!

Sat, 12 Feb 2005 02:48:42 GMT

my bday is in 10 days. who wants to go to the strip club?

Tue, 08 Feb 2005 04:07:18 GMT

hey, i quit my job so now i have a lot of free time.

Thu, 27 Jan 2005 21:14:46 GMT

alright. come on now. lets just DO IT!

Wed, 12 Jan 2005 01:03:32 GMT

this just in: claire is alive and waiting for you to call.

Tue, 04 Jan 2005 04:18:28 GMT

last semester of highschool for the rest of my life. so many people have changed in the past year, half the people i hung out with i dont see anymore really. this 2005 year better be a good one.

Thu, 30 Dec 2004 19:02:37 GMT

i have just recently discovered my true identity and i feel that this is an appropriate time to share it with all of you. i am going to listen to rap and only rap from now on. im also going to start wearing ROCKA WEAR and BABY PHAT. ive also been thinking about rims and getting a gold chain. im sick of this scene shit. dont expect to see me at anymore shows. i need some new friends too, ones that go to all the gangster parties and can show me the ropes. i have been contemplating on some new names too, but i cant choose between church girl claire dizzle or just "C", you know the simple one letter name. so i guess this is my farewell to the "scene" and all my "scene friends". it was good while it lasted, but im a maturing adult and it was time to give up my childish ways. soon all you "scene kids" will realize this too and convert to the gangsta way.

Holla at ya gurrrl,
church girl claire dizzle or "C" (i cant choose)

Wed, 08 Dec 2004 14:53:42 GMT

i miss my friends. <3

Mon, 22 Nov 2004 14:46:50 GMT

all of you can suck it.

Tue, 12 Oct 2004 01:36:00 GMT

ok so right now is weird. times are kinda shitty. but im happy its fall. we need to make fall time outside activity plans. yes, me and you.

i have no school on wednesday. lets go to a haunted house tuesday night. lets go to a few.

ps. danielle lopez.

Tue, 05 Oct 2004 00:27:45 GMT

yeahhhh whats up.

-briana cut my hair and it looks really really good.<3
-its homecoming week so we get to wear whateva we want all week.
-im excited for holloween season and haunted houses.
-im excited to go snowboarding. really excited. snow now.
-i guess people have some problems with me and cant say it to my face. im sorry you feel this way but i cant think of a fucking thing i did wrong. it actually really hurts my feelings and i think it really sux. if your going to hate me i'd like to know why.<<<(you know who you are and its pretty goddamn pathetic.)
- i miss hanging out with the people i used to hang out with all the time. this period of not hanging out and not calling and never having time needs to stop.
- i went to the metallica concert and actually had a GOOD TIME. shut up, i dont care what any of you think.
-i work a lot.
-lots of good shows coming up. call me and we will go.
<3 claire

Fri, 17 Sep 2004 14:52:42 GMT

havent talked in awhile. i started school. i take some public school classes now. its werid seeing people in jeans. haha. uhhh...my summer was good. i saw siouxsie! i work alot. im saving my money. i dont see people anymore....andy,chris,briana,amanda,rachel french...hahaha,those people yeah.

call me bitch asses!