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1 bullet| shot through the heart
its really funny, just read it! [23 Oct 2005|02:50pm]
Casanova In Hell: i will NEVER drink again
Casanova In Hell: oh
churchgirlclaire: hahaha why!
Casanova In Hell: IT WAS
Casanova In Hell: SO
Casanova In Hell: FUCKING HORRIBLE
Casanova In Hell: omfg claire i wanted to die and i still do
Casanova In Hell: im SOOOO sick right now
Casanova In Hell: i drank a fifth last night
Casanova In Hell: TRASHED off my ass
Casanova In Hell: staggered home at 3 am
Casanova In Hell: like, chilled next to the toilet for a few minutes trying to barf, but i didnt
Casanova In Hell: so i went in my room
Casanova In Hell: crawled into bed
Casanova In Hell: lol and i started crying
Casanova In Hell: because i felt so sick
churchgirlclaire: hahaha! WHY DID YOU CRY!
churchgirlclaire: oh no!
churchgirlclaire: hahaha
Casanova In Hell: then BANG
Casanova In Hell: i just like
churchgirlclaire: dont tell anyone else that, it could ruin your rep!
Casanova In Hell: projectile barfed, it was so insane, it went all over me, in my eyes and stuff
Casanova In Hell: nah im gay
Casanova In Hell: fags cry all the time
Casanova In Hell: it's like drugs to us
churchgirlclaire: hahahaha i love it
Casanova In Hell: but anyway, like yeah i just barfed like insanity
Casanova In Hell: and i dont remember anything after that
Casanova In Hell: so i woke up this morning
Casanova In Hell: just like
Casanova In Hell: covered and surrounded by puke
Casanova In Hell: and im like "OMG"
Casanova In Hell: i freaked out (im terrified of barf)
Casanova In Hell: there was no hiding it
Casanova In Hell: i like walked out into the front room in just my boxers, COVERED in disgust
Casanova In Hell: and my parents were like "good morning"
churchgirlclaire: oh my gof
churchgirlclaire: god
churchgirlclaire: l;sdifjlsgkj
Casanova In Hell: and i had all my bedding with me covered in grossness
Casanova In Hell: and i was liek "I DRANK TOO MUCH OKAY< ARE YOU HAPPY?!"
churchgirlclaire: hahahaha
Casanova In Hell: so my mom has been nursing me to health all day
Casanova In Hell: but she keeps talking about alcohol
churchgirlclaire: thats such a good story
churchgirlclaire: hahaha
churchgirlclaire: i put you in my profile
Casanova In Hell: she was like "VODKA VODKA VODKA OMG VODKA, ITS SO GROSS AHHH VODKA"
Casanova In Hell: and im like "MOM SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ILL BARF ON YOUR COUCHES"
Casanova In Hell: then i threatened to puke on the dog
churchgirlclaire: brian, you have to make that one of your english papers
churchgirlclaire: that story
churchgirlclaire: you have too
Casanova In Hell: LOL
Casanova In Hell: dettmer would be like "DURRR DRINKING IS BAD"
Casanova In Hell: omfg my friend wrote an entire paper about me in dettmer's other class
Casanova In Hell: about how i used to be a huge loser
Casanova In Hell: and miss dettmer wrote on the paper, "slam"
Casanova In Hell: lol
churchgirlclaire: hahahaha

6 bullets| shot through the heart
[21 Oct 2005|06:29pm]
are boyfriends over rated? nobody has one, but everyone wants one! WHATS WRONG WITH BEING SINGLE AND BEING A SLUT!?!?!?!?!?

3 bullets| shot through the heart
[22 Sep 2005|10:58pm]
i need new friends. all of you are begining to suck.

2 bullets| shot through the heart
[15 Sep 2005|03:39pm]
why does college suck so much? mondays and wednesdays i have about 2 hours inbetween classes that i need to fill. someone hang out with me! haha.

6 bullets| shot through the heart
[13 Sep 2005|09:02pm]
guess who honestly doesnt care anymore!?!?!

shot through the heart
[19 Jul 2005|07:18pm]
STOLE THIS FROM THE FAMOUS LAUREN.......

Look each of the following up on Google Image Search:

1. The age you will be on your next birthday.
2. The place you live.
3. Your favorite color.
4. The place you want to get married.
5. Your first love.
6. Your favorite fruit or vegetable.
7. Your favorite animal.
8. The last name of your favorite actor or actress.
9. The name of a pet.
10. Your favorite song.
11. A bad habit of yours.
12. Your middle name.


19 years old
title or description

Shelby Twp. MI
title or description

YELLOW!
title or description

Ireland
title or description

MOMMMMMMYYYY
title or description

PEACH
title or description

dobermans
title or description

depp
title or description

soho
title or description

too many to choose from.



cracking my knuckles
title or description

christine....the strawberry girl....this was honestly the first thing that i saw
title or description

10 bullets| shot through the heart
[12 Jul 2005|06:28pm]
-there is this little boy riding his bike down my street with no clothes on.

-i think my 14 year old brother is having sex too.

-again, my grad party is this saturday from 2 until whenever. everyones invited. if you need directions call me. 5578707.

- yesterday i almost killed myself and my friend lindzy by going the wrong way down a one way street that lead onto the freeway. it was a liberating experience.

-SUMMER IS ALMOST OVER! WHAT THE FUCK! i start classes august 25th. im going full time too, and i have to work. GAY.

-CEDAR POINT.

6 bullets| shot through the heart
[05 Jul 2005|10:50pm]
so far this summer has kinda sucked big time. i dont have a job, which means i dont have money, which means i really cant do or go anywhere. HOWEVER, i went to rifel river this weekend to camp and had a good time. i never realized how much i like to camp. campin claire. i also never realized what a WASTE of money road side stand fire works are or how good it feels to shower after 4 days of sleeping in the dirt.

call me with shit to do. cheap shit.

4 bullets| shot through the heart
[15 Jun 2005|04:06pm]
who talks on live journal anymore anyways?


p.s. im out of school now so i have lots of free time and no money.


p.s.s. my grad party, for any faggots who actually want to come, is on July 16th. its from 2-wheneva. all im going to say is MOON WALK.

3 bullets| shot through the heart
[06 Apr 2005|09:21pm]
PUSSY POWER!

3 bullets| shot through the heart
[14 Mar 2005|02:36pm]
yeah so this weekend i went to dejavue in port huron with some friends and saw possibly the most disgusting strippers ever! either they were fat and had cottage cheese asses, or they had small boobs. however, despite the nasty looking sluts i had a good time. scott and chuck bought me a lap dance from some girl with stretch marks on her stomach and really really small boobs. she kept grabbing mu boobs and telling me how firm they were haha. (i didnt know they were aloud to grab you!?!?!)but it was fun. we saw a lot of people there we knew and some cracked out black lady w\ a pick in her hair came into the club and started shakin her big ass and people were throwing dollar bills at her until the lords of acid song "show me your pussy" came on and she started undoing her pants and her nasty afro bush came popping out. that was interseting.

then i hung out with brian A. and we drove all over the middle portion of michigan looking for something to do. we ended up at brents apt. which was an hour of my life i want back, then we went to dugs grandma's house which was lame, then we went to kristi's and that was alright.

one week until i never come back!!!!!!!

claire.

5 bullets| shot through the heart
[06 Mar 2005|11:23pm]
who goes to college anyways?

4 bullets| shot through the heart
[21 Feb 2005|01:16pm]
ITS MY 18th BIRTHDAY BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!

6 bullets| shot through the heart
[17 Feb 2005|10:18pm]
my bday is in 4 days!

3 bullets| shot through the heart
[11 Feb 2005|09:50pm]
my bday is in 10 days. who wants to go to the strip club?

3 bullets| shot through the heart
[07 Feb 2005|11:09pm]
hey, i quit my job so now i have a lot of free time.

1 bullet| shot through the heart
[27 Jan 2005|04:14pm]
alright. come on now. lets just DO IT!

2 bullets| shot through the heart
[11 Jan 2005|08:03pm]
this just in: claire is alive and waiting for you to call.

shot through the heart
[03 Jan 2005|11:15pm]
last semester of highschool for the rest of my life. so many people have changed in the past year, half the people i hung out with i dont see anymore really. this 2005 year better be a good one.

4 bullets| shot through the heart
[30 Dec 2004|01:43pm]
i have just recently discovered my true identity and i feel that this is an appropriate time to share it with all of you. i am going to listen to rap and only rap from now on. im also going to start wearing ROCKA WEAR and BABY PHAT. ive also been thinking about rims and getting a gold chain. im sick of this scene shit. dont expect to see me at anymore shows. i need some new friends too, ones that go to all the gangster parties and can show me the ropes. i have been contemplating on some new names too, but i cant choose between church girl claire dizzle or just "C", you know the simple one letter name. so i guess this is my farewell to the "scene" and all my "scene friends". it was good while it lasted, but im a maturing adult and it was time to give up my childish ways. soon all you "scene kids" will realize this too and convert to the gangsta way.

Holla at ya gurrrl,
church girl claire dizzle or "C" (i cant choose)

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